Hi. I look after ordinary special people who are moving to the Netherlands and also special ordinary Dutch people who are moving back to the Netherlands after many years abroad.
I am that comforting presence in a foreign land. I am the person you can call when you have questions or are looking for someone to have lunch with if things are a little tough at first and you don’t want to talk about that with your friends and family back home.
I will help you make the transition to your new home country, whether it’s permanent or temporary.
To friends and family
I can also prepare a gift package for someone else, with for example personal care items or household items, tailored to your wishes.
For only EUR 99, I can be there at the airport or train station to welcome someone you know upon arrival in their new home country. I’ll have a bunch of flowers or a box of chocolates or cakes or a bottle of wine for them. Let me know. Give me the details, preferably 24 hours or more in advance, and at least 48 hours in advance, if they arrive on a Saturday or Sunday.
The price of EUR 99 includes BTW (which is Dutch VAT or sales tax).
Get in touch with me when you are still abroad and ask me to find out the things that you need to know. I can bridge the time difference for you. I can call your university or that government office for you and talk with people for you. I know which websites to go to or who else to call. I can also go find a mosque, synagogue or church for you, if that is what you would like and almost anything else that you may need.
I can be there waiting for you at the airport or train station, to welcome you. I can accompany you to the various offices that you need to go to. I have five different companionship packages. I will be there for you for up to a year to have video calls with or even at times go shopping or sightseeing with. We can also meet at a Starbucks or Coffee Company or have a quick pizza or whatever if that is what you want.
If you are in a wheelchair, or vision- or hearing-impaired, then it’s important to know that I do not speak sign language and have little personal experience with hearing- or vision impaired people.
One of my fellow students at university had little hearing in one of her ears so we automatically made sure that we didn’t talk to her from that side. Of course, I have encountered other people who are generally hard of hearing, but I have no specialization of any kind in this area.
When I was still in primary school, my mother became severely ill with cancer. She was ill for many years and increasingly needed assistance. She used a cane in the end, not a wheelchair. Still, I am fairly understanding of the many practical challenges related to the use of for example a wheelchair.
The first half year or so in your new country can be a little lonely. You’ll have me as your back-up companion. We can have video calls or regular calls and we can even go have lunch or enjoy a pizza in the evening.
I have five different packages to suit your needs. Feel free to let me know what you’d like me to add if you are missing something. My services are intended for you, after all.
Parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts and siblings, yes, of course you can purchase a package for your daughter, niece, sister… provided she is happy with the idea.
This package can start at any point, is valid for 30 days and includes the day on which you arrive in the country to stay there from then on.
What’s included:
Fee: EUR 399 including Dutch VAT (or USD 449 if purchased on Facebook)
A video call before you decide to hire me is possible and, of course, free.
T&Cs apply.
This package can start at any point, is valid for 12 months and includes the day on which you arrive in the country to stay there from then on.
What’s included:
Fee: EUR 1599 including Dutch VAT (or USD 1799 if purchased on Facebook)
A video call before you decide to hire me is possible and, of course, free.
T&Cs apply.
This package can start at any point, is valid for 6 months and includes the day on which you arrive in the country to stay there from then on.
What’s included:
Fee: EUR 899 including Dutch VAT (or USD 999 if purchased on Facebook)
A video call before you decide to hire me is possible and, of course, free.
T&Cs apply.
This package can start at any point, is valid for 12 months and includes the day on which you arrive in the country to stay there from then on.
What’s included:
Fee: EUR 1799 including Dutch VAT (or USD 1999 if purchased on Facebook)
A video call before you decide to hire me is possible and, of course, free.
T&Cs apply.
This package can start at any point, is valid for 6 months and includes the day on which you arrive in the country to stay there from then on.
What’s included:
Fee: EUR 1099 including Dutch VAT (or USD 1199 if purchased on Facebook)
A video call before you decide to hire me is possible and, of course, free.
T&Cs apply.
But I can make calls for you and so on. Just ask!
I used to work in tourism and hospitality in Amsterdam. I later enrolled at university and became a scientist, but I’ve now left the science labs behind me. I’ve lived in the United States, in the United Kingdom and in the Netherlands. I’ve done fieldwork in Sweden and Spain. I’ve worked at and with universities in the US, the UK and the Netherlands and I’ve had small businesses in the UK and the Netherlands. I worked mostly with science publishers, translation agencies, university departments, engineering companies and individual scientists. Nowadays, besides this, I also enjoy online trading and I dabble in the area of bioethics, which is a very broad field that includes topics like diversity and otherization.
I’m a Dutch citizen, but I’ve always worked in international environments and have been using mostly English for a long time now. There also once was a time when my German was better than my Dutch, as I grew up near two borders, in an area where several languages are spoken and I started learning French and German when I was still in primary school.
My move to the States was relatively easy, even though I had to rent a car just a few days before I left and quickly drive to the airport, collect paperwork from a FedEx plane arriving from the States, then rush over to the American consulate so that I could get my visa just before the consulate closed early. This was in the winter holiday season, you see. My plane left when the consulate was still closed. All went well. My cats got into the US very smoothly, too.
My move back to the Netherlands was trickier. I not only still had the cats, but I also had two small parrots now that I had adopted from the wildlife rescue center where I had volunteered. The American government was on furlough at the time and the Dutch authorities had given me incorrect information, as it turned out. So I flew out of the country with the cats’ papers in order but with only health certificates for the birds, no export or import permits. Thankfully, the incorrect information from the Netherlands was in a letter, which I showed to the customs officials at Schiphol airport. Still, we spent hours at the airport because the customs officials had to call in an expert who could confirm the birds’ species. They took the letter, but made a photocopy for me. They emphasized the seriousness of the matter and initially had wanted to confiscate my birds. My birds’ behavior made very clear that they were my pets, that I was not an animal smuggler. That too may have helped.
My relocation to the UK was also much more challenging than moving to the US. For starters, I was taking my small business with me and was working on a book in the For Dummies series at the time. A climate scientist also needed me to do some work for him. The estate agency had promised to be there when BT Business planned to install broadband for me, but that agency let me down. That really hampered me. So I can for example be that person who lets someone into your new home for you if that is what you need when you are still abroad.
Second, British logic was very different than what I was used to. Finding items in stores or supermarkets and particularly on websites initially sometimes drove me crazy. The culture is very different too and England was not as generally welcoming as Florida had been only about a decade earlier. I found it much harder to get to know people there than in the US.
However, both times when I arrived back in the Netherlands, I not only found it very hard to find a place to live, but I also often found it very hard to find the right information there. Particularly the second time I returned was very hard. I had been away for a long time and no longer knew many people in the Netherlands. In addition, I was now used to the way the English do things. It’s a very different culture.
It can be challenging to find your way around in the Netherlands if you aren’t Dutch. I also know how tough things can be for Dutchies who return from abroad. Among some of us Dutchies abroad, it gets discussed. This issue has been raised at the government level, too.
Feel free to contact me.
Auntie Abroad Agency
Correspondence address:
AWMGS
Box A2618, Keurenplein 41
1069 CD Amsterdam
The Netherlands